May 2013
People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99.9% of the titties.
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I had to add a music to his dance.
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My friend hates theme parks because he doesn’t like the idea of waiting for 4 hours for 3 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates.
Watchautumnw0lf:
I had to add a music to his dance.
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Anonymous asked: When you cum do you shoot across the room or does it drip out?
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
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When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: “It’s done, but there’s blood everywhere!”
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I was just wondering if people wants to become famous because of the money or they like the attention and like to entertain other people?
What if government took all of their concert money but give them minimum wage? Would they still be doing it? hmm.
When I see someone in the 20 items or less lane, who’s buggy contains over 40 items, I’m often tempted to reach and throw each and every item as far as humanly possible while counting aloud, each one.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you???
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