When I see someone in the 20 items or less lane, who’s buggy contains over 40 items, I’m often tempted to reach and throw each and every item as far as humanly possible while counting aloud, each one.

May 16th, 2013 - 8 notes

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you???

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